The Return of The Grumpy Old Women: 50 Shades of Beige, Tour Extended into 2016
The Return of The Grumpy Old Women: 50 Shades of Beige, Tour Extended into 2016

The Grumpy Old Women will continue to knock further sense in to the nation with a fourth leg of their hit UK tour, Fifty Shades of Beige. Perrier Award winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women JENNY ECLAIR will be joined by fellow recruits SUSIE BLAKE (Mrs Brown’s Boy’s BBC One, Coronation Street ITV) and actress and singer KATE ROBBINS (Where The Heart Is ITV, Casualty BBC One). Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in over two hours of no nonsense comedy (with comfort break) for The Return of the GRUMPY OLD WOMEN: Fifty Shades of Beige. The tour resumes with an additional 48 dates on May 13th 2016.

This jam-packed show includes… the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), the art of ‘Grumpy Grooming’, beards for women, which style will suit you? Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia Vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!

Written by JENNY ECLAIR and JUDITH HOLDER (best-selling author of the first Grumpy Old Women book and producer of the hit TV series), the original stage version of Grumpy Old Women Live completed four sell-out UK tours, a hugely successful month-long West End residency, and a hit run in Australia – which, combined, sold 180,000 tickets and was released on DVD.

** SPECIAL OFFER! – ticket price includes automatic membership to the Grumpy Club (Great Britain) **


For more information please contact: Lottie Robertshaw / 020 7598 7222



A well woven series of cat calls that makes its largely middle-aged female audience murmur with recognition and shriek with laughter…expect a party”  Alex Hardy, The Times ★★★★

“The writing is stiletto sharp. Great gales of laughter greet every admission and shared middle-aged secret.”
Robert Gore Langton, Daily Mail

“Warmhearted, witty, empathetic and, dare I say it, rather empowering.”
Kathryn Flett, The Observer

“The show is simply uproarious. It is big, brash and colourful, riding on a wave of warmth and empathy.”
Pat Ashworth, The Stage



Date Venue Box Office Number
13-May-16 Stafford Gatehouse Theatre 01785 619080
14-May-16 Stafford Gatehouse Theatre 01785 619080
18-May-16 Swindon Wyvern Theatre 01793 524481
19-May-16 Worthing Connaught Theatre 01903 206206
20-May-16 Hastings, White Rock Theatre 01424 462288
21-May-16 Bexhill, De La Warr Pavilion 01424 229111
22-May-16 Shrewsbury Theatre Severn 01743 281281
24-May-16 Mansfield Palace Theatre 01623 633133
25-May-16 Billingham, Forum Theatre 01642 552663
26-May-16 Runcorn, The Brindley 0151 907 8360
27-May-16 Runcorn, The Brindley 0151 907 8360
28-May-16 Southport Atkinson Theatre 01704 533333
29-May-16 Doncaster Dome  01302 370777
01-Jun-16 Cardiff St David’s Hall 029 2087 8444
02-Jun-16 Nottingham Playhouse 0115 941 9419
03-Jun-16 Harrogate The Royal Hall 01423 500500
04-Jun-16 Bedworth The Civic Theatre 024 7637 6707
06-Jun-16 Cheltenham Everyman Theatre 01242 572573
07-Jun-16 Cheltenham Everyman Theatre 01242 572573
08-Jun-16 Leicester De Montfort Hall 0116 233 3111
09-Jun-16 York Grand Opera House 0844 871 3024
10-Jun-16 Birmingham New Alexandra Theatre 0844 871 3011
11-Jun-16 Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre 024 7652 4524
15-Jun-16 Peterborough Cresset Theatre 01733 265705
16-Jun-16 Manchester Palace Theatre 0161 245 6600
17-Jun-16 Watford Colosseum 01923 571 102
18-Jun-16 Dorking Halls 01306 881717
19-Jun-16 Portsmouth Guildhall 0844 847 2362
22-Jun-16 Yeovil Octagon Theatre 01935 422884
23-Jun-16 Croydon Fairfield Halls, Ashcroft Theatre 020 8688 9291
24-Jun-16 Dartford Orchard Theatre 01322 220000
25-Jun-16 Kettering Lighthouse Theatre 01536 414141
26-Jun-16 Newcastle Theatre Royal 0844 811 2121
29-Jun-16 Norwich Playhouse 01603 598598
30-Jun-16 Norwich Playhouse 01603 598598
01-Jul-16 Southend Palace Theatre 01702 351135
02-Jul-16 Weston Super Mare, The Playhouse 01934 645544
03-Jul-16 Exeter Northcott Theatre 01392 726 363
06-Jul-16 Lichfield Garrick Theatre 01543 412121
07-Jul-16 Richmond Theatre 0844 871 7651
08-Jul-16 Hayes Beck Theatre 020 8561 8371
09-Jul-16 Eastbourne, Royal Hippodrome 01323 802 020
10-Jul-16 Margate Winter Gardens 01843 292795
13-Jul-16 Scunthorpe Baths Halls 0844 854 2776
14-Jul-16 Skegness Embassy Theatre 01507 613 100
15-Jul-16 Perth Concert Hall 01738 621031
16-Jul-16 Aberdeen Her Majesty’s Theatre 01224 641122
17-Jul-16 Glasgow Kings Theatre 0844 871 7648