THE RETURN OF THE GRUMPY OLD WOMEN FIFTY SHADES OF BEIGE – BRAND NEW UK TOUR FOR 2014
THE RETURN OF THE GRUMPY OLD WOMEN FIFTY SHADES OF BEIGE - BRAND NEW UK TOUR FOR 2014

Back to knock some sense back into the nation with their brand new show, The Grumpy Old Women return with a 42 date UK tour. Perrier Award winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women JENNY ECLAIR will be joined by fellow recruits SUSIE BLAKE (Mrs Brown’s Boy’s BBC One, Coronation Street ITV) and actress and singer KATE ROBBINS (Where The Heart Is ITV, Casualty BBC One). Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in over two hours of no nonsense comedy (with comfort break) for The Return of the GRUMPY OLD WOMEN: Fifty Shades of Beige.

This jam-packed spanking new show includes. . . the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), the art of ‘Grumpy Grooming’, beards for women, which style will suit you? Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia Vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!

Written by JENNY ECLAIR and JUDITH HOLDER (best-selling author of the first Grumpy Old Women book and producer of the hit TV series), the original stage version of Grumpy Old Women Live completed four sell-out UK tours, a hugely successful month-long West End residency, and a hit run in Australia – which, combined, sold 180,000 tickets and was released on DVD.

* * SPECIAL OFFER! – ticket price includes automatic membership to the Grumpy Club (Great Britain) * *
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For more information please contact: Charlotte Davidson on charlotted@avalonuk.com or phone: 020 7598 7222

What the Press have said about Grumpy Old Women:

“An evening of Olympic-class whingeing about the state of the world, the collapse of good manners and the general ineptitude of men. . . Some of the mediations on mortality and the fading of desire could almost have been lifted from a Beckett play.” Clive Davis, The Times ★★★★

“The writing is stiletto sharp. Great gales of laughter greet every admission and shared middle-aged secret.” Robert Gore Langton, Daily Mail

“Warmhearted, witty, empathetic and, dare I say it, rather empowering.” Kathryn Flett, The Observer

“The show is simply uproarious. It is big, brash and colourful, riding on a wave of warmth and empathy.” Pat Ashworth, The Stage

TOUR DATES 2014

Tuesday 22-Apr-14 Cheltenham Everyman
Wednesday 23-Apr-14 Cheltenham Everyman
Thursday 24-Apr-14 Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Friday 25-Apr-14 Salisbury City Hall
Saturday 26-Apr-14 Worthing Connaught Theatre
Tuesday 29-Apr-14 Hereford Courtyard Theatre
Wednesday 30-Apr-14 Basingstoke, Anvil
Thursday 01-May-14 Milton Keynes Stables Theatre
Friday 02-May-14 Dorking Halls
Saturday 03-May-14 Barking, The Broadway
Monday 05-May-14 Wycombe Swan
Tuesday 06-May-14 Derby Assembly Rooms
Thursday 08-May-14 Billingham, The Forum Theatre
Friday 09-May-14 Leeds City Varieties
Saturday 10-May-14 Chorley Little Theatre
Sunday 11-May-14 Lancaster Grand Theatre
Monday 12-May-14 Harrogate Theatre
Tuesday 13-May-14 Blackpool Grand Theatre
Thursday 15-May-14 Tunbridge Wells, Assembly Hall
Friday 16-May-14 St Albans, The Alban Arena
Saturday 17-May-14 Salford Lowry, The Quays
Sunday 18-May-14 Nottingham Playhouse
Tuesday 20-May-14 Epsom Playhouse
Wednesday 21-May-14 Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Thursday 22-May-14 Croydon Fairfield Halls, Theatre
Friday 23-May-14 Chatham Central Theatre
Monday 26-May-14 Kettering Lighthouse Theatre
Wednesday 28-May-14 Newbury Corn Exchange
Thursday 29-May-14 Dartford Orchard
Friday 30-May-14 Reading Hexagon
Saturday 31-May-14 Worcester Huntingdon Halls, Swan Theatre
Sunday 01-Jun-14 Windsor Theatre Royal
Tuesday 03-Jun-14 Southend Palace Theatre
Thursday 05-Jun-14 Leamington Spa, Royal Spa Centre
Friday 06-Jun-14 Durham Gala Theatre
Sunday 08-Jun-14 Yeovil Octagon Theatre
Monday 09-Jun-14 Barnstaple, Queens Theatre
Wednesday 11-Jun-14 Hornchurch Queens Theatre
Thursday 12-Jun-14 Norwich Playhouse
Friday 13-Jun-14 Norwich Playhouse
Saturday 14-Jun-14 Hayes Beck Theatre
Sunday 15-Jun-14 Watford Colosseum